Snapshots from Life

“Really? Cause you know what that would be? Fucking chaos. You realize that right? That’s chaos. All right, uh, I’m a Christian Scientist - I don’t have to provide any health care, I don’t believe in it. It’s all up to your boss. Uh, I work for the head football coach at my high school, I got my new health care plan and it just says walk it off, you pussy. … So, I guess for Republicans liberty means liberty for employers; employees can go fuck themselves, but my guess is they’ll be doing it bareback.”

- JON STEWART, The Daily Show